Things I Don't Want to Hear at 6am

My lovely boys have a knack for doing and saying some crazy things...I'm going to start this as a log of all the crazy things they say.

So hears the first thing I never want to hear again at 6am:

"Mommy I want eggs" (as he walks over to my brand new $200 comforter with 2 partially cracked eggs in one hand, and the carton of eggs in the other)...Jacob

and this was a little later this morning, but hilarious none the less:
Joey to Jacob: "Let's pee together" (and sure enough they lifted the toilet seat and stood on opposite sides and peed at the same time...I was waiting for one of them to pee on the other, lol.